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The love dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch,

totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

What are you doing?" she asked.

I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

Love dress? But you're naked!"

Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best

perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying

there so provocatively.

What are you doing?" he asked.

This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........
 
Not brave but stupid, emmo, just like me. One of our dogs was lay, with her leg over her head, licking herself. I said to Her Ladyship .. " I bet you couldn't do that". It took ages for the bruise to disappear :O(
 
Lord B. I went one step further than you. I said the same to my wife and she replied that she would have a go if I could do it. Well she was lying on the bed at the time so I had no problems doing it to her but boy when she hit me, God did it hurt.
 
emmerson is a gentleman.

But you two. This thread will be deleted now.

Shame on you.

Smiley icon thingy.

Lisa
 
emmerson, I'm sure you'd change my tyre for me if needed.

Lisa

I thought the tyres on the Love Dress needed ironing not changing !!!!!!!! LOL ---------))))))))))

Val & Frank
 

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