Five surgeons were at a convention discussing who they best liked to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Birmingham said, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Bristol responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from Manchester says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
The fourth surgeon, from Glasgow chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers - those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon from London shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Gordon Brown is the easiest to operate on. He's got no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine and the head and the arse are completely interchangeable.'
The first surgeon, from Birmingham said, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Bristol responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from Manchester says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
The fourth surgeon, from Glasgow chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers - those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon from London shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Gordon Brown is the easiest to operate on. He's got no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine and the head and the arse are completely interchangeable.'
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