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The signs are----

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NorfolkMike

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_£_) Money coming out of her ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass
 
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high nipple breasts

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a cups

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d cups

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wonder bra breasts

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cold breasts

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lopsided breasts

(Q)(Q)

pierced breasts

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breasts w/hanging tassels

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bitten by a vampire breasts

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Grandma's breasts

( - )( - )

flat against the shower door breasts

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electric shock breasts

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android breasts
 
I think that as this is supposed to be family orientated forum that a spate of vulgarity and rudeness has cropped in here and for a certain lady to make her own judgement on the shape of her figure is very unfair on the male species of the human race. I think that the final judgement of the female human anatomy should be made by the male as they are generally the one being asked by a female "How do I look?" "Is this too revealing?" "Is this too dowdy?" "Does my bum look big in this?" etc.
 
Dont do it guys.

When SWMBO asked does my bum look big in this I stupidly answered her. The swelling around my eye receded but the memory doesn't. :0)

Marc
 
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