You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off;
it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if
the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily
and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to
go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft,
squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being
looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the
same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time,
all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years,
they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You
probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man
pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which
buttons to push, he just keeps trying
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off;
it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if
the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily
and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to
go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft,
squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being
looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the
same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time,
all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years,
they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You
probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man
pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which
buttons to push, he just keeps trying
