You did us PROUD in Australia,not only did we win but we thrashed them,All the wifes relatives in aussie are crying in their stubbies.
Well Done ENGLAND
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Yes, I'll give them my congratulations although cricket bores me
Anything that puts it up those chip on both shoulders Aussies has to be a good thing
Cricket will always be a cure for my insomnia though
BTW the BBC made the comment that the crowd were almost 100% English. Where were the Aussie supporters?
Anything that puts it up those chip on both shoulders Aussies has to be a good thing
Cricket will always be a cure for my insomnia though
BTW the BBC made the comment that the crowd were almost 100% English. Where were the Aussie supporters?
Lord Braykewynde said:Yes, I'll give them my congratulations although cricket bores me
Anything that puts it up those chip on both shoulders Aussies has to be a good thing
Cricket will always be a cure for my insomnia though
BTW the BBC made the comment that the crowd were almost 100% English. Where were the Aussie supporters?
Washed away in floods of tears in Queensland?
Unfortunately they did a runner when they knew that they were losing ,I was in aussie when we won the world cup (RUGBY)the next day you would not have thought that they had a rugby team.They just cannot cope with losing,not like us we are used to it,just look at our crap football team.LOL
W hat do you call an australian whos good with a bat a VET
THE AUSTRAILAN BOB SLEIGH TEAM HAVE ASKED FOR THE AUSSIE CRICKET TEAM FOR A MEETING THEY WANT TO ASK ADVICE ABOUT HOW THEY GO DOWN HILL SO FAST
THE AUSTRAILAN BOB SLEIGH TEAM HAVE ASKED FOR THE AUSSIE CRICKET TEAM FOR A MEETING THEY WANT TO ASK ADVICE ABOUT HOW THEY GO DOWN HILL SO FAST
Well worth the staying up until the early hours.
What's the Australian version of LBW? Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer? Retired.
What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne? A waiter.
What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch? A fisherman.
Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment? They haven't got any openers...
What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies? Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the Australian cricket team? The person who ironed the cricket whites!
What do you call an Aussie with 100 next to his name? A bowler…..
What's the Australian version of LBW? Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer? Retired.
What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne? A waiter.
What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch? A fisherman.
Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment? They haven't got any openers...
What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies? Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the Australian cricket team? The person who ironed the cricket whites!
What do you call an Aussie with 100 next to his name? A bowler…..
Well done to England but it took my SOUTHERN AFRICAN countrymen to bail them out for a second time!
Q: Why isn`t there anybody drinking bottles of wine in Oz right now ?
A: Because they don`t have any openers….
Q. What do you call an Australian with a bottle of Champagne in his hand?
A. A waiter
Q what do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an Oxo cube?
A A laughing stock!
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An Australian batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Jimmy Anderson be if he was Australian?
A. An all rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the Australian coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why don't Australian fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the Australian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
Q. What do you call an Australian with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Ponting?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. What do Australian batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Why are Australian cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
Q. What does Ryan Harris put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat
A: Because they don`t have any openers….
Q. What do you call an Australian with a bottle of Champagne in his hand?
A. A waiter
Q what do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an Oxo cube?
A A laughing stock!
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An Australian batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Jimmy Anderson be if he was Australian?
A. An all rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the Australian coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why don't Australian fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the Australian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
Q. What do you call an Australian with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Ponting?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. What do Australian batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Why are Australian cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
Q. What does Ryan Harris put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat
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