What makes the perfect caravanner?

[LizziePope]

While our columnist Martin Roberts is away with I'm a Celebrity..., catch up with his recent musings here. He might need some of those skills in the jungle!

Anything you'd like to add to his list?

 

[Parksy]

Somebody with the gift of the gab would qualify, after all some of us spend ages at on-site fresh water taps, grey water emptying points, the foaming pit of evil that is the cassette toilet emptying point or the washing up sinks putting the world to rights with like minded caravanners, motorhomers of campers. Not only that but we then also have to come up with fantastic excuses to an impatient spouse on why filling the aquaroll took 45 minutes when she was in mid-shower in the caravan and covered in suds but with no water to rinse them off :lol:

 

[Raywood]

Someone in the next caravan who will empty my toilet for me.

 

[RayS]

An optimist who likes to believe the best of people - even caravan manufacturers, who has a bottomless wallet, extreme tolerance of stupid people, ambidextrous - thus able to adjust things in inaccessible places, able to think laterally, enjoys a wide variety and quality of food and drink, drives carefully, always empties the toilet tank before it absolutely needs it, ditto the Wastemeaster,, appreciates that even if he/she can't hear the radio at anything other than full volume others can, has a phobia about ball games which increases as the square of the distance to the caravan decreases, and who writes short pithy contributions to Forums rather than displaying his age and prejudices.

 

[Gabsgrandad]

I must be perfect then !!!!