An optimist who likes to believe the best of people - even caravan manufacturers, who has a bottomless wallet, extreme tolerance of stupid people, ambidextrous - thus able to adjust things in inaccessible places, able to think laterally, enjoys a wide variety and quality of food and drink, drives carefully, always empties the toilet tank before it absolutely needs it, ditto the Wastemeaster,, appreciates that even if he/she can't hear the radio at anything other than full volume others can, has a phobia about ball games which increases as the square of the distance to the caravan decreases, and who writes short pithy contributions to Forums rather than displaying his age and prejudices.