Which Way???

[Martin24]

Which way around to you hang your toilet roll? With the pully down bit over or under? And of course why? Always a battle around here to get the girls or swimbo to do it the right way, which is of course my way!

 

[Gagakev]

If you are talking about the caravan then......................NEITHER

It sits on the shower fitting in front off us, our bog roll holder is set slightly behind us (when sat down) and you need to be a contortionist to get at the thing

But then of course we dont really use it being a Woosie

 

[earlyriser]

pully thing under end level with box of disposable gloves.

 

[NickinFrance]

What's a toilet roll?

 

[Sproket]

What's a toilet roll?

One of these

 

[Martin24]

What's a toilet roll?

One of these

Can't believe I've just wasted time playing that!!!

 

[Martin24]

If you are talking about the caravan then......................NEITHER

It sits on the shower fitting in front off us, our bog roll holder is set slightly behind us (when sat down) and you need to be a contortionist to get at the thing

But then of course we dont really use it being a Woosie

Home or away although apparently I'm equally pedantic about both!!

 

[Willi-Wonti]

The free end over the top, then folded into a v shape of course

 

[Martin24]

have you thought of a new career as a guest house inspector in blackpool??

 

[cooky1]

Pully down bit over. Why - cos that's how it should be

 

[emmerson]

Dustydog, is this a new topic for the Woosie Club?

 

[Dustydog]

Dustydog, is this a new topic for the Woosie Club?

Sir Emmerson
They're all wrong!

It doesn't matter which way round. What does matter is doing something to stop it unrolling when in transit, without having to store it each time.
We squash the roll into an oval shape. Hey Presto no unrolling but still user friendly

Does anyone use baby wipes in their Thetford?

 

[Martin24]

how can a woosie say that it doesn't matter???? Of course it matters! It has to matter! It's vital to survival!!
I hope you're a true Wintonian before sitting at the round table!!

 

[Dustydog]

how can a woosie say that it doesn't matter???? Of course it matters! It has to matter! It's vital to survival!!
I hope you're a true Wintonian before sitting at the round table!!

Ah but surely the real issue now is about those "soft on the derriere trou" baby wipes. Will they make emptying my Thetford harder or perhaps I should say more yuk.

 

[Martin24]

how can a woosie say that it doesn't matter???? Of course it matters! It has to matter! It's vital to survival!!
I hope you're a true Wintonian before sitting at the round table!!

Ah but surely the real issue now is about those "soft on the derriere trou" baby wipes. Will they make emptying my Thetford harder or perhaps I should say more yuk.

Yes and No and Maybe, you see as a Wintonian these things matter but the clogging of the Thetford with the aloe vera supersoft wipes is of no concern because in true woosie style that's not my job!! she who must is in charge of all nursing duties which includes emptying the bed pan!

 

[Willi-Wonti]

how can a woosie say that it doesn't matter???? Of course it matters! It has to matter! It's vital to survival!!
I hope you're a true Wintonian before sitting at the round table!!

Ah but surely the real issue now is about those "soft on the derriere trou" baby wipes. Will they make emptying my Thetford harder or perhaps I should say more yuk.

If you remove the pouring spout you wont have any emptying problems

 

[Martin24]

how can a woosie say that it doesn't matter???? Of course it matters! It has to matter! It's vital to survival!!
I hope you're a true Wintonian before sitting at the round table!!

Ah but surely the real issue now is about those "soft on the derriere trou" baby wipes. Will they make emptying my Thetford harder or perhaps I should say more yuk.

If you remove the pouring spout you wont have any emptying problems

I'll let her know that!!!

 

[ProfJohnL]

The problem doesn't arise for us. Here at the University of life , As Chancellor I have banned rolls, in favour of sheets.

So whilst contemplating the natural urge to push, you can read and keep up with the news, crosswords, and of course keeping up with Andy Caps' antics.

There are two downsides, one is that if someone else visits the library you can loose the thread of the story, and how do you get printers ink stains off your undies?

PS the University is looking for to open a new faculty of Woosology. Any professors looking for a new seat?

 

[Martin24]

The problem doesn't arise for us. Here at the University of life , As Chancellor I have banned rolls, in favour of sheets.

So whilst contemplating the natural urge to push, you can read and keep up with the news, crosswords, and of course keeping up with Andy Caps' antics.

There are two downsides, one is that if someone else visits the library you can loose the thread of the story, and how do you get printers ink stains off your undies?

PS the University is looking for to open a new faculty of Woosology. Any professors looking for a new seat?

I could not consider unless the seat was wooden and the sheets somewhat better quality! Times at least! As far as the ink stains go how about going with grey undies and turn regularly.