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[BrianStAlbans]

I was in the local watering hole yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. Ater a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my drink and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

 

[forestgump]

was it drum and base

 

[forestgump]

could have been messy

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Probably played a bum note or two in the rendition

 

[forestgump]

cuold be air giitar

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

All I can say is Brian must have a very well developed and trained sphincter muscle. When it comes to music and keeping the right beat mine is well out of tune. My dogs do a far better job than me and Her Ladyship is perfection in the chorus.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Brian - have you thought of auditioning for X FACTOR. I am sure the judges would be very interested in your novel form of entertainment.

 

[forestgump]

colin did you mean x farter