Wives?

[LMH]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how

they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Essex and

had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house

cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day

he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and

dinner cooked.

The second man had married a woman from Birmingham. He

had given his wife orders that she was to do all the

cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next

day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his

house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was

a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Glasgow. He told

her that her duties were to keep the house clean,

dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and

hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he

didn't see anything, but by the third day some of

the swelling had gone down and he could see a little

out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to

eat and load the dishwasher.

Lisa

 

[gypsy]

Atta girl, that's the way to do it. I liked that one.