You Might Be .............................

[Lord Braykewynde]

You Might be a Member of the Taliban if...

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You've been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You've uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

1. You wipe your a$$ with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

 

[ColinA]

And the racism returns

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Ahhhhh the Taliban are a race of people are they Colin A?

Thanks for the info, I will go out into the wide world and try and impress with my new found knowledge and it's all thanks to you ;O)

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

......... and before you criticise others take a hard look at how you post to others. Twice you have posted rudely to ScottieDottie :O)

 

[ColinA]

who was this comment aimed at,"You wipe your a$$ with your bare hand, but consider bacon" unclean is this a purely taliban trait or is a large proportion of the poulation of the world

 

[ColinA]

And I appologised to dottie. Do you honestly think nobody read the comment you made about the people who stayed at this forum when you were still accepted at the other one. dont talk to me about being rude.

 

[Chico1]

Here we go.

Round two.

Or is that round 3?

(rolls eyes)

 

[ColinA]

yeah youre right chico shouldnt get wound up sorry

 

[Chico1]

oh and just to clarify Colin A i didn't meen you

i think stuff liek this should be kept off public forums

its a caravan sight after all

i didnt thik it would take long before the brown stuff hit the fan

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

The point is Colin A, Taleban are terrorists, T E R R O R I S T S.

O.K. to the lefties of the west they are "freedom fighters" but apart from that they live in caves so hence do not have the niceties of Andrex.

For what I'm given to understand the Taleban consist of many races, even Caucasian, but mostly these days made up of Arab insurgents although Pakistani's and Afghans do make up some of their number.

I don't see why I should have to explain myself to you but obviously you are missing the point or you are ignorant of the fact of who the Taleban are.

 

[JTS]

Chico, you are quite right, this is supposed to be a caravan forum. The number of times that posts are highjacked by subjects other than the original post is all too frequent, mostly by dribble. Some members offer very little caravan wise but contribute a fair amount of dribble. NO I will not apologise to anyone for saying that. JTS.

 

[Brum1]

Come on people.

Shake hands and make up.

And show us a picture of your pet pooch, this is a caravan forum.

Brum

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Chico, you are quite right, this is supposed to be a caravan forum. The number of times that posts are highjacked by subjects other than the original post is all too frequent, mostly by dribble. Some members offer very little caravan wise but contribute a fair amount of dribble. NO I will not apologise to anyone for saying that. JTS.

Chit-chat

For non-caravan issues: jokes, trivia, gossip.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Can't do that Brum ;O)

By posting dog pics is offering very little "caravan wise".

I've got three pooch's and would love to post their pics but unfortunately "some" people might get offended because they have legs instead of steadies and they haven't got a Wastemaster hitched to their a$$ ;O)

 

[Angus1]

I didn`t realise a sense of humour by-pass was obligatory before you could post on here.

Occasionally something may be posted which upsets others, very rarely do they complain but instead there is usually an army of professional whingers that take it upon themselves to decide what is right for the rest of the world. We get it all the time in the local rag, which is why I don`t buy it anymore.

"Jokes, trivia and gossip". Can`t see where the "C" word is mentioned in that. What I may find funny, many won`t and vice-versa, thats life. It`s time some people got a grip.

 

[davedee]

Talking about upsetting people -

After partying with Manchester United's top players at a top hotel, a young girl has made allegations of serious sexual assault.

Asked by the police: 'At which point did you realise you'd been raped?' she replied 'When he told me he was on loan to Rochdale'

D&D.

 

[hgv dave]

i hear some of you saying that this is a caravan forum......thing is this section is for non caravan,jokes and trivia.............let the battle commence..(smiley thing and thumb up thing)

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

You tell um david :O) They must lead a boring existence if all they want to talk about is caravans. They should have some kind of identifying mark on there caravan, like a star, so those who don't wish just to talk caravans can avoid them on sites :O)

 

[davedee]

Battle commences,David:

Husband ans wife shopping in Tesco's. Husband puts 20 cans of Stella in the trolley. His wife takes them out saying "They cost

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Battle commences,David:

Husband ans wife shopping in Tesco's. Husband puts 20 cans of Stella in the trolley. His wife takes them out saying "They cost

 

[davedee]

Hehheh!! good one :O)

Thanks. Found it on a Psychologic Profiling Forum under 'Constant serious talk about caravans can damage your sense of humour'.

 

[earlyriser]

hi rushy44 yes thats the one will check it out this week if i go that way

 

[earlyriser]

hi rushy44 yes thats the one will check it out this week if i go that way

oops wrong thread

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

hi rushy44 yes thats the one will check it out this week if i go that way

We'll let you off, could see you were in a rush because you had overslept.

 

[earlyriser]

hi rushy44 yes thats the one will check it out this week if i go that way

thank you m lud wont make mistake again red faced icon thingy