Lol-
Well, I can see the resemblance between myself and Linda Carter. But Bet Lynch? She's blonde and I'm not.
Anyway, as I can't make the meet and I'm feeling a little guilty I thought I'd help you out. You know I mingle with the rich and famous, I don't brag about it, it's just circumstances which led me to my rich lifestyle. Anway, I remember when I was at a race meeting recently, I got talking to this person and she said she was available for this type of occasion. I've phoned her and she's free for the dates of your meet. O
On reflexion, I think she'd be perfect and I'm sure you'd get along with her as she's around the same age as you.
It's ok Lol, there's no need to publicly thank me.
Oh and her hair is the same colour as your dogs.