A Bit of fun.

[Hutch]

I came home the other day,My good lady says , I have bad news and some good news, , Okay whats the good news, Well the air bags work,

 

[Craigyoung]

Hope she's ok , but the bad news .... ???

 

[Hutch]

A man gets lost and walks into a village shop for directions, ' Can you tell me the quickest way to Lincon?' Are you walking or driving?. Oh I am driving, Thats good says the shop keeper, because thats the quickest way. !!!! :evil:

Come on some one has some others.
Think of Gaffer Bill in the Winds, this weekend.

 

[Hutch]

Do you know wny " Turt,e Wax is so expensive,?, Because Turtile have so very small ears.

 

[Craigyoung]

You mean turtle wax !!!!!!!!

 

[Hutch]

It is late on a cold windy night. Last one tonight.
Why do Skodas have heated rear windows?.
So your hands don't get cold when your pushing it.

 

[Gabsgrandad]

Hell, I had to locate up some of the 'dead cells' to remember when I first heard them!

 

[Mel]

Two goldfish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says....

I don't know how to drive this.

Mel

 

[Hutch]

Which fish sleeps the most ?.
The Kipper.

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Have people been pulling their Christmas crackers already to get these jokes? :lol:

 

[Hutch]

For Sir, WC.
Why does Santa's little helper feels depressed ?.
Because he has such a low Elf- Esteem.

SORRY OH.