Here goes and I can imagine His Moddyship saying "OMG here we go again"? .... hehheh!
The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists:
A university graduate and an old aboriginal.
They were given a word and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '.
First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination - Timbuktu .
The crowd went crazy!
No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought.
The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a-huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent
They was three and we was two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu .
Sorry Your Moddyship :O(
The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists:
A university graduate and an old aboriginal.
They were given a word and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '.
First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination - Timbuktu .
The crowd went crazy!
No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought.
The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a-huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent
They was three and we was two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu .
Sorry Your Moddyship :O(
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