Australian TV Trivia
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Mel
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Reminds me of the lad in the outback who for his 21st birthday was sent to the nearest town for the first time in his life. In a bar he met a lady of the night and accepted her invitation to go back to her place and partake of some carnal desires.
She came from the bathroom after powdering her nose and he was stood there naked with all the furniture moved against the walls. She asked why he had done that and he replied that if she was like those roo's he would need plenty of room :O)
She came from the bathroom after powdering her nose and he was stood there naked with all the furniture moved against the walls. She asked why he had done that and he replied that if she was like those roo's he would need plenty of room :O)
I think L B and everyone else might like this one ,
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 500 acres of land in the outback as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there stands a big, bearded Aussie. "Names Enoch, your neighbour from nine miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday, thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More'n likely gonna be some fightin' too."
Damn, Sam thinks.tough crowd. "Well, I get along well with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem", says Sam. "Remember, I've been alone for six months. By the way, what should I wear?
Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
Steve .
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 500 acres of land in the outback as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there stands a big, bearded Aussie. "Names Enoch, your neighbour from nine miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday, thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More'n likely gonna be some fightin' too."
Damn, Sam thinks.tough crowd. "Well, I get along well with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem", says Sam. "Remember, I've been alone for six months. By the way, what should I wear?
Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
Steve .
Mel
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DeliDave_ said:
Thank you sir Deli Dave. It was 6 years ago, but if there is a tone that needs lowering, I can still do it.
mel
he is probably hiding , as I am in Australia now , I quite often enjoy a Kanga steak on the BBQ , much healthier than beef , the Crocodile pies are quite nice too ,
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