O.K. Colyn, in my government I will make you the Minister of Prisons & Deportations. Now we have lost our antipodean penal colonies we need new lands to dump the riff raff. I propose that those who we can't hang should be deported to Tristan da Cunha if they are indigenous criminals. Criminals who are immigrants will, after serving their sentence, be repatriated back to where they came from.
We will encourage family values by giving mothers who stay at home to rear their children tax credits. All DVD games of a violent nature will be banned and children will be encouraged to partake of healthy games like hopscotch and hulahoop.
Butch fire women and paramedics will have to wear their Y-fronts outside of their uniforms to show their gender and male nurses will be made to wear dresses and have speech impediment courses to learn how to talk without a lisp.
My first course of action once in power is to revoke the Human Rights Bill and make Lord Plotter the Minister of Anti Political Correctness. All these liberal lefties will be rounded up and deported, after serving their sentences for bringing the country to it's knees, a new charge of treason.
The day of the revolution is nigh Colyn :O)