Unashamedly copied off another forum.......... Men who are bald at the front of their heads are good thinkers. Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers. Men who are bald at front and back think they are good lovers.
Bald men......
- Thread starter Soozeeg
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Sue - I am not bald and have no signs of baldness - what does it make me???????? I was told that baldness is caused by rubbing the head on the bed headboard constantly and nothing to do with intellegence.
I think that sounds about right, to be fair i am bald on top, shaved head all over.
I am very clever, i mean, interlectually so, and to be fair i am also a demon in the sack, partly due to a massive ...........ego, and partly due to just being a great lover.
So yes, i agree.
I am very clever, i mean, interlectually so, and to be fair i am also a demon in the sack, partly due to a massive ...........ego, and partly due to just being a great lover.
So yes, i agree.
Well,I suggested to my wife the other night that she should try to spice up our love life.
She asked how she could do that and I suggested that she should try shaving herself to turn me on.
She went out to the bathroom and returned 10 minutes later.............with a bald head!!!!!!
She asked how she could do that and I suggested that she should try shaving herself to turn me on.
She went out to the bathroom and returned 10 minutes later.............with a bald head!!!!!!
Be careful about what you think and claim about how clever you are
A bald clever atheist scientist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!"
He said to himself.
Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look . . . and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge toward him
He ran as fast as he could along the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing on him ....
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer ....
and then ..... He tripped and fell.
Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the bear was right on top of him .....reaching towards him with its left paw ... and raising the right paw to strike ...
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped ...
The bear froze .....
The forest was silent ....
A bright light shone upon the man,
and a voice came out of the sky ...
"Oi you Baldy, you deny my existence for all these years, you teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident .... Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?"
"Am I to count you as a believer?"
The humbled bald atheist looked directly into the light ....
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now ... but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"
a pause ...
"Very well," said the voice ...
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed ...
And the bear brought both paws together ....
bowed his head & spoke ...
"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive."
A bald clever atheist scientist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!"
He said to himself.
Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look . . . and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge toward him
He ran as fast as he could along the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing on him ....
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer ....
and then ..... He tripped and fell.
Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the bear was right on top of him .....reaching towards him with its left paw ... and raising the right paw to strike ...
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped ...
The bear froze .....
The forest was silent ....
A bright light shone upon the man,
and a voice came out of the sky ...
"Oi you Baldy, you deny my existence for all these years, you teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident .... Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?"
"Am I to count you as a believer?"
The humbled bald atheist looked directly into the light ....
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now ... but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"
a pause ...
"Very well," said the voice ...
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed ...
And the bear brought both paws together ....
bowed his head & spoke ...
"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive."
Mel
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My OH has pretty much a full head of hair (for his age). Suppose that makes him a rubbish thinker and rubbish lover. Well one of those is right.
mel
mel
You haven't seen the back.Soozeeg said:I've seen your pic, JD.........or a pic allegedly of you. You're obviously a great, erm, thinker
So you fall into the latter category (sniggering icon, if you please)John Duncan said:You haven't seen the back.Soozeeg said:I've seen your pic, JD.........or a pic allegedly of you. You're obviously a great, erm, thinker
What can I say?........... You’ve either got male hormones or you haven’t! I have a perfect sun roof – and thinking was never my strong point
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