A chap was talking about things general with a pal in the pub, and it got round to their respective wives'looks.Fred saw his mate's wife's photo and couldn't help but exclaim in horror,"She is SO ugly!" Tom could only agree and went on to ask what could be done.Fred suggested thet a hit man may well be the quickest and most effective way out, and said that he would sort something out.The next evening they met again and Fred told him that a hit man friend of his named Archibald who was six foot tall and built to suit, would do the deed and as he felt so sorry for Tom, he would only charge a nominal £1 fee.He asked where she went on a regular basis and Tom told him that she always shopped in Tesco on a Wednesday evening.Fred went away and on their next meeting told Tom that all was arranged.On the following Wednesday, Archibald went along to Tescos and immediately spotted Tom's wife. He hid behind a shelf unit and leapt out and strangled the woman.At that moment he was challenged by the undermanager,but strangled him also.The manager heard the commotion and rushed to help but became another victim.
The next day's headline in the local paper proclaimed:
"Big Archie chokes three for a pound in Tescos"
Get it?
Merry Christmas (again)....Derek
The next day's headline in the local paper proclaimed:
"Big Archie chokes three for a pound in Tescos"
Get it?
Merry Christmas (again)....Derek
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