Gagakev, I was suspicious of this article from the outset. That's why I made the posting on 22nd April. There's usually more to it before such action is taken by the police.
Thanks, Gagakev - how the hell did I miss your posting. I agree that it is usually politic to count to a hundred a few times before accepting some of these wild stories.I AM SLOW - looking at all this palaver over a swiss army knife, I am going to buy one for my cave.
Er, I didnt know there were clock wise and anti clockwise haggis. Thats interesting Jim.
What variety are there in the Trossachs I wonder.
While I was in Scotland recently, we were attempting to turn the van around. It would go one way a bit, but not the other, but upon further investigation we found a partly crushed haggis under the N/S wheel. I was beginning to think the van had the haggis turn
One of the best B-B-Q's we have had for ages athough the tail was a bit chewey.
Where were we - oh yus - swiss army knife. All you lot who plan to carry one can paint it with camouflage paint and no-one will see it. Do I have to do all your thinking for you.
Now you are going to ask how to find it - ar'nt you. Well ???
God - you have no brians.
You tie a label on it marked "explosives - do not touch". So if the police stop you they will think you are mad and let you continue on your way. They dont want the paperwork you see.
Scotch Pies to the lot of you.
Have a good weekend guys and gals
The last time I painted something with camouflage paint I put it down and couldn't find it again.I AM SLOW - looking at all this palaver over a swiss army knife, I am going to buy one for my cave.
Er, I didnt know there were clock wise and anti clockwise haggis. Thats interesting Jim.
What variety are there in the Trossachs I wonder.
While I was in Scotland recently, we were attempting to turn the van around. It would go one way a bit, but not the other, but upon further investigation we found a partly crushed haggis under the N/S wheel. I was beginning to think the van had the haggis turn
One of the best B-B-Q's we have had for ages athough the tail was a bit chewey.
Where were we - oh yus - swiss army knife. All you lot who plan to carry one can paint it with camouflage paint and no-one will see it. Do I have to do all your thinking for you.
Now you are going to ask how to find it - ar'nt you. Well ???
God - you have no brians.
You tie a label on it marked "explosives - do not touch". So if the police stop you they will think you are mad and let you continue on your way. They dont want the paperwork you see.
Scotch Pies to the lot of you.
Have a good weekend guys and gals