Bird's ( feathered type, not turkey's )

[Danny_5134221]

Why is it you spend most of the day cleaning your caravan ready for the new year jolly and you look out of the landing window and a flock of birds have peppered the roof and front window ?

 

[JeremyClarksson]

Turkeys don't have feathers?

I am shocked - next you will be telling me that Santa Claus does not exist!

 

[Danny_5134221]

What I meant was you don't see many turkeys flying over head this time of year, most of them are down Asda resting.

 

[RogerL]

To a bird, a white(ish) caravan is just a big pile of guano which needs to be added to.

Wouldn't it be better if we could specify the colour of our caravans, as we can with our cars?