Bit of a rant!

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I've got an appointment this afternoon, and have to take with me various documents to prove who I am and that I am officially resident in this country. Now, I know they're just being careful in these days of identity fraud and illegal immigrants, but you've only got to look at me and hear me speak to know that I was born here!! It does annoy me that I've got to PROVE that I'm legally entitled to be in the country where I was born and have lived all my life, and yet all these persons from other countries who arrived.........oh, I'd best get off my soap box and go listen to my 'Rainforest Sounds' cd before I bust a blood vessel.
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Well that's your own fault if you want to have a strange dialect living amongst yokels.
Just throw in a few ooooooo 'ahhh's when talking to them. Stick some straw behind your ears for added affect and spray yourself with Eau de Scrumpy. You could always get Steve to borrow a tractor to take you there
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Ah Sue
It's all that Halal Lamb from New Zealand you eat
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Just pretend to be a good English Lass and don't wear black Ninja clothes
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A few weeks ago I ordered a bean bag bed for our cat who likes to sprawl out close to the patio door in the sun (when we get some).
I ordered it online from Very Little Helps, click &collect or something like that. I had to wait for four days for them to 'contact me' (phone me up) to tell me that the cats bed was ready for collection from one of their larger 'retail outlets' (it's what we used to call a shop).
I turned up at their collection point with my order number and receipt for the debit card payment which I'd printed off. The 'customer advisor' (shop girl) asked, no, demanded to see my 'proof of identity' before she 'was allowed to release the goods' (she wanted to be awkward because I'm not young and good looking and she thought that she could bully me)
I had a quick look round, over both shoulders (as you do) and I replied 'Yes, it's definitely me'.
Her claw like grip on our Pickles's new bed (which I'd already paid for) tightened as her eyes glazed over and her lips drew tight then she launched into her NuSpeak spiel as if reading from a card inside her programmed little head.
I'd got loads of 'identity' with me, photo driving licence, card from the council leisure centre with my name and photo,library card, ditto, C&CC membership cards, bank debit card, credit cards, an old scrap of tattered folded Christmas card from when my adult sons were small boys, you name it and it was in my wallet.
Something inside me made me refuse to provide any i.d though. I'd come to collect a sodding cat bed that I'd already paid £11.99 for not join MI5!!!
The customer apparatchnik continued to insist on seeing my id so I continued to refuse to provide it, by now a crowd had built up and they were pretty much all on my side.
Eventually after some more fairly harsh words and my demanding to see the store manager the pimply faced proletarian relented and 'agreed to release' our cats bed (she plonked it grudgingly on the counter) and I grabbed it triumphantly to the cheers and mass adulation of an adoring throng of shoppers before being paraded shoulder high round the supermarket car park(ok, so I made that last bit up).
The shop zealot couldn't resist a parting "Next time you MUST provide i.d!!" as I was leaving the counter so I turned on my heel and put my face very close to hers and said "There won't BE a next time!!!" then I marched out with my head held high.
The cat absolutely loved her new bean bag bed - for almost a week. She won't look at it now, ever since that black and white cat from over the road came into our back garden and looked through the patio doors at her relaxing comfortably.
Any body wanna buy a cat bed ?? (No i.d. necessary)
 
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When i worked in Germany years ago , a lot of the youngsters are taught English at school , and a lot of them speak better English than us natives , one young German lad who came into the bar we drank in ,went home to get his passport to prove to one of our group that he was German and not English , some even had brummie accents or American accents or spoke as posh as the Queen it depended who they learned English from , so you cant allway go by voice recognition
 
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Very true
When we lived in Berlin in the 60s my sister then a very attractive young women was dancing with this German guy who informed her in best Yorshire that "Me mum she cums from 'uddersfield "
 
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Parksy, in defence of the youngster and the shop they may have been subjected to a great many fraudulant purchases. its not an age related thing ( although the only people i see stealing from caravan dealers tend to be "older").

Mnay click and collect purchase systems now demand i.d on collection if the items have already been paid for, its better to reserve then pay in store when you collect.
For example , yiou could have some ones card details, you may have purchased the item on line , paid for it , then qwhn you turn up to collect it present them a dodgy card and off you go with the goods.

The big problem here was one of communication, between you and the young girl, and dont forget, she was probably only carrying out the proceedure that the manager or retail chain had laid out. She was not the one to have rant with.
She probably though that "oldies" were all grumpy, but now she has had it confirmed.

And dont get me wrong here, i had a paddy in PetsatHome last Friday when i asked twice for help and after 25 minutes with out any , in an empty store, yes empty , stormed to the check outs, collared the manager and berated her in front of her 4 staff and 2 customers, and to add to that a snottly little madam chewing gum, who worked in the shop , was twirling some keys around her finger , reading a text on her phone..... this had me really going... she put the phone away , spat out the gum in a bin and got on with some work..... after i finished with her.
I have written a letter to the stores head office and have had a reply apologising for the problems, a £50.0 voucher and a promise that the particular store manager and staff will recieve more training.
I intend to cash my £50 this week end.

Remmber when Maccydees first started, you were always met with a smile, a hello, how may i help , enjoy your meal, now you are greeted with a sneer , a "what do you want" " in or out" "thats £10.50" and not even a thank you...... and its only going to get worse.

I dont suffer fools, i never have and never will. I have problems with those who dont really know what they are talking about, i expect a level of service that i would provide myself and above all i expect a degree of respect.

I was in large retailclothing store with my wife a few weeks ago and 2 middel women were chatting at the checkout .They qwe talking about what their plans were for the weekend, shopping etc, while my wife stood waiting to pay for goods. They treated her as an inconvenience , untill i opened my gob. "hello2 i said, " i dont suppose i could trouble you to help us pay for these purchases?" in a very nice calm voice " and then added " AS WE HAVE BEEN STOOD HERE FOR 5 MINUTES WAITING FOR YOU TWO TO STOP CHEWING THE FAT AND DO THE JOB YOU ARE BLOODY WELL PAID TO DO".

my wife cringes sometimes but its great fun.
 
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Oh, by the way Joeby, I don't look like a Fraulein (more like one of Lord Braykewynde's milkmaids
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Soozeeg said:
Oh, by the way Joeby, I don't look like a Fraulein (more like one of Lord Braykewynde's milkmaids
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Lord B should be so lucky! She does have warm hands though Lord B
 
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Parksy - Moderator said:
Soozeeg said:
Oh, by the way Joeby, I don't look like a Fraulein (more like one of Lord Braykewynde's milkmaids
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Lord B should be so lucky! She does have warm hands though Lord B

Well if she wants employment my cows will be pleased although it's not just the warmth that makes a good milkmaid. The wrist action is a plus factor as well as soft hands with no callouses
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My milkmaids are also allowed to take home a free pint a day
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Soozeeg said:
Oh, by the way Joeby, I don't look like a Fraulein (more like one of Lord Braykewynde's milkmaids
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I have to support Sooze here Joby. She is a very articulate person as you can see from her grammar and spelling.
She speaks no German but I suppose it could be construed by some that she is a fraulein.
To stop this happening Sooze could you in future stop waving your arms about or shave your armpits
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I just had to google Jungfrau, and all I can say is......erm, that's going back a lot of years!!!
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And I've been a married woman for a long time!
 
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In my case it's a bit the other way round. People ask me "Are you British or German?" and I answer "yes". Whenever I'm in the UK I hear "Oh, you speak good English, especially with a German name like that" and back in Germany it's "Fancy that, you don't sound like a foreigner". So, I suppose I belong somewhere in the middle of the North Sea.
 
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im not grumpy, im just mad. mad/ mad.mad.mad. and i work in an office populated by women, there is me and 6 women. And they are all in tune with each other.... by god its a nightmare , every 3rd week, i dare not speak for fear of being clouted by a stapler.

The tensiopn, the hot cold flushes, aaargh.
 
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Philspadders said:
The tensiopn, the hot cold flushes, aaargh.
Perhaps you should ask if you can try some of their HRT patches, or evening primrose oil capsules, that might help with your tension/flushes, Phil
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And you're still ranting on my thread...........tee hee
 

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