Burp !

[machighlander]

cough cough, sorry but my throat is a wee bit sore. i think its down to gorging all the goodies my wee wummin is feeding to me. she doesnt know when to stop, just keeps running through to the kitchen and then expects me to eat them when she spoon feeds me. one of these days i will probably choke with her antics, wish she would just sit down and stop running after me for once, but hey, thats what happens when ye are as charming as me i suppose.

cheers, and chew before swallowing

 

[BalintoreBoy]

hey highlander, di yi no think the joke is goin to far now, ken whit eh mean, the big hard scotsman and the wee bonnie morag runnin aboot behind ye, eh ken ye must hae got a lappy for yer burthday or sum ither milestane but geese a break fae yer pi@h patter! every topic, you drap it doon tae nonsense whut are you the heilan' clown? neabody up there eh ken speaks like the broons jist yoo. speaking oh ewe's do no need tae 'tend' tae them!! gon a geeze us normal anes a brekk.

 

[machighlander]

seasons salutations to you andrew, bah. listen buddy, this is the chit chat room and i will feel free to use whatever type i like, simple answer for you though, stop reading the posts, sorted.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

You carry on looking after your wee lassie highlander and I'm sure she'll appreciate it even if Andrew doesn't. Perhaps there's a bit of jealousy and Andrew doesn't know how to look after and nurture a good woman :O)

 

[machighlander]

You carry on looking after your wee lassie highlander and I'm sure she'll appreciate it even if Andrew doesn't. Perhaps there's a bit of jealousy and Andrew doesn't know how to look after and nurture a good woman :O)

ha ha, nice one. i am not going to be dragged into a personal slanging match with anyone lordy, thats no why we are here. as i said, if someone doesn't like my posts, then dont read them, simple.

nice to have a wee bit fun at times in this modern day world, seems sense o humour has gone out the windae.