I've just been told of a caravan owner who looked out of his window and saw a couple of the local low-life attempting to force their way into his van. He phoned the local police who said that they might be able to get round in an hour or two as they were a bit busy trying to sort out the binge drinkers in the town centre. He pointed out that by then the yobo's would be long gone. The policeman said that was tough luck and put the phone down. A few moments later after his blood had gone off the boil, he phoned them again. 'You may remember me,' he said, ' I phoned you a few minutes ago about two youths breaking into my caravan. Well you've no need to bother coming round, I've just shot them!' And he put the phone down. In less tha 3 minutes he had 4 police cars and 2 ambulances outside his door.
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