Caravan storage rodent control

[mealsonwheels]

Just received the following letter from the owner of our caravan storage:
"There has been a new European Directive about putting rat and mouse bait out in the open. For many years, I have had a firm to monitor and do rodent control around the caravan storage area, but unfortunately I cannot do this anymore as it is deemed illegal. You are only allowed to control them with poisonous bait if it is done within a building. So, particularly if you have holes drilled through the floor of your caravan, check they are vermin proof and be aware there will be a greater threat if there is a cold winter, when mice move to warmer shelter places, like under a caravan!"
Hey Ho!

 

[Parksy]

Pour Jeyes Fluid over the wheels, Jockey wheel and steadies if you keep them lowered and also around the ground area outside your caravan
Mice and many other rodents follow the scent from urine trails and Jeyes Fluid masks the scent.

 

[Wilbury]

Better still,
Pour Jeys Fluid over those pathetic euro legislators.
Please can we have our country back mister.