Nothing to do with caravanning, but this just happened to me and I thought, "That has got to be the cheekiest scam yet".
Knock on the door.
Him. Hello Sir, do you buy products from door to door salesmen?
Me. No, we try to avoid it, why?
Him. Well, we are running a campaign against bothersome door-to-door salesmen in this area.
Me. Oh, how's that done then?
Him. We place a sticker on your front door that says no "salesmen please."
(Shows a stack of cheap, waterproof stickers with "no to salesmen etc, etc printed on them)
Me. Ok, with you so far.
Him. Yes Sir, would you like me to place one on your door, they are self-adhesive.
Me. Ok (smiles and thinks what a nice chap)
Him. Right Sir, that will be £1.00 towards the fund!
(Clogs whir, thought process wake from slumber)
Me. Unprintable......
Knock on the door.
Him. Hello Sir, do you buy products from door to door salesmen?
Me. No, we try to avoid it, why?
Him. Well, we are running a campaign against bothersome door-to-door salesmen in this area.
Me. Oh, how's that done then?
Him. We place a sticker on your front door that says no "salesmen please."
(Shows a stack of cheap, waterproof stickers with "no to salesmen etc, etc printed on them)
Me. Ok, with you so far.
Him. Yes Sir, would you like me to place one on your door, they are self-adhesive.
Me. Ok (smiles and thinks what a nice chap)
Him. Right Sir, that will be £1.00 towards the fund!
(Clogs whir, thought process wake from slumber)
Me. Unprintable......