CHINESE SICK LEAVE - 'I NO COME WORK TODAY'

[Lord Braykewynde]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'

The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......................... You got nice house.'

 

[JasonR_374341560]

How come you can make fun of the Chinese but the mods ripped this one away.

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can

take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking

for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung

out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in

four weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can

take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both

looking for work in two weeks.'

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah! you think that's good?.

We can take an ******** out of Scotland , graft him in to 10 Downing Street

and have half the former eastern block and third world workers trying to take all our jobs within 24 hours.

Are we Brits not allowed to make jokes at our own expense????

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

.... because Lord Heseltine, Tarzan to his friends :O) is a colleague of mine in the upper house and also owns Haymarket Towers, which this forum belongs to.

 

[JasonR_374341560]

Right on my Lord.

So that suggests that a renegade moderator may be at work undermining your friend Tarzans Tory heritage!

Surely Hezza loves and appreciates a joke at the expense of New Labour and Brown!