Chip Shop

[bigbilly]

I came out of the chip shop last night eating a meat pie.

A tramp sat on the floor outside said

"I've had nothing to eat for 4 days"

I said "I wish I had your will power !"

 

[hgv dave]

there was a fight in our chipshop last night......a fish got battered

went into our local chipshop late last night and said......have you got any chips left......the owner said yes....i said....well you made too many then

hgv dave

 

[bigbilly]

Not to forget the old Tommy Cooper joke :-

A chap walks into a chip shop and says

"Fish & Chips twice"

The girl behind the counter replies

"I heard you the first time !"

Bill