Crazy gang

[colin(bridgend)]

I feel another old joke coming on - An elderly gent goes to the doctor and asks him if he could lower his sex drive. The doctor asked him how old he was and the reply was 85 years of age next birthday. The doctor was astounded at this and told him that at his age it should be all in the mind. The old gent replied that was the trouble it was all in his mind and he wanted it lowered.

 

[LizCornwall]

Sorry I did not realise you had a gold halo, in that case do not buff it too much yet, mine is only Silver I have not reach gold yet.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

God looks after the rhightous, the Devil looks .........

 

[LizCornwall]

I must say your very quick tonight Colin with the Jokes, watch it that halo is slipping, mine is still in tact at the moment.

 

[LizCornwall]

God must have made a mistake with you then.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Liz I am not conceited as conceited people only think they are perfect - I AM PERFECT

 

[LizCornwall]

No I disagree, no man is perfect, not even you Colin, but I might be PERFECT.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

If you pardon the crudity Liz - God must have been a woman - what man would put a pleasure park close to a s**t hole - Sorry Liz couldn't resist it.

 

[LizCornwall]

Just to put a nice smell to it:-

I beg your pardon,

I never promised you a rose garden.

Along with the sunshine,

There's gotta be a little rain sometimes.

When you take, you gotta give, so live and let live,

Or let go.

I beg your pardon,

I never promised you a rose garden.

I could promise you things like big diamond rings,

But you don't find roses growin' on stalks of clover.

So you better think it over.

Well, if sweet-talkin' you could make it come true,

I would give you the world right now on a silver platter,

But what would it matter?

So smile for a while and let's be jolly:

Love shouldn't be so melancholy.

Come along and share the good times while we can.

I beg your pardon,

I never promised you a rose garden.

Along with the sunshine,

There's gotta be a little rain sometimes.

I beg your pardon,

I never promised you a rose garden.

I could sing you a tune or promise you the moon,

But if that's what it takes to hold you,

I'd just as soon let you go, but there's one thing I want you to know.

You better look before you leap, still waters run deep,

And there won't always be someone there to pull you out,

And you know what I'm talkin' about.

So smile for a while and let's be jolly:

Love shouldn't be so melancholy.

Come along and share the good times while we can.

I beg your pardon,

I never promised you a rose garden.

Along with the sunshine,

There's gotta be a little rain sometimes.

 

[cris_408518]

My wife often says "well you're just perfect" and who am I to question a womans judgement.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Exactly Cris and what is more it takes a gentleman to recognise a lady.

 

[LizCornwall]

See thats the trouble with me, I never say that women, I always say Lady,I never say that man, it's always gentleman, it all boils down to manners?

 

[colin(bridgend)]

The real art of life is to be able to adjust your standing in society to the company you keep. By doing this it does not make another individual feel inferior or alternatively make you look small. If you keep your mouth shut they will think you are dull, if you open your mouth they will know you are dull - a fact of life.

 

[LizCornwall]

I have just noticed the original topic heading.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Nobody seems to be interested in the other topic of where is the missing Lord B. Has he now become a nobody himself?

 

[LizCornwall]

No thats true, perhaps he will return, or perhaps he has and changed his user name?? turned over a new leaf!!

 

[colin(bridgend)]

From your posting Liz can I assume that there will be no more Lord B. but a new contributer called Adam as he has apparantly turned over a new leaf? Who though will be his Eve?

 

[LizCornwall]

Not me Colin

 

[LizCornwall]

Not me Colin

Hi Colin did you manage to look at the websites? Liz

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Hi Liz - I have had to print off the information on quite a few sites for the wife - she is totally ignorant regarding computers - and she is now deliberating. Thanks for the e-mail information you sent - very much appreciated. Now looking forward to the weekend for a quiet week in north Wales. Hope you enjoy Somerset and make the most of it, in your line of work you are at your busiest whilst others are enjoying themselves and moaning at you or some other poor site manager.

 

[LizCornwall]

Hi Colin, best to take your time to look over the different sites, what suits one does not also suit others, especially down this part of the Country. Enjoy your holiday this coming weekend, I am leaving this site in good hands, Site Manager, and my daughter is helping out as well when she can.

I see some of the Crazy Gang are back from their Easter Break,sounds like they had a good time. Liz

 

[colin(bridgend)]

All I can say if they are back thank God I am going away - especially if Adam/Lord B. is included in this lot.

 

[LizCornwall]

Perhaps he will return his new Eve??? You still a few days left before you go away Colin, unless you are leaving the forum today.. Liz

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Have no fear Liz, I will not leave you to their evil ways. A captain is always the last to leave a sinking ship. Whilst I am around I will defend your good name and honour to the hilt.

 

[LizCornwall]

Thankyou I new I could depend on you my hero, with the gold halo.