Definition of the perfect woman

[LMH]

What's the definition of a perfect woman?

1. Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

2. The sports model has pullback ears and teeth that fold in.

3. The economy model 'goes' all night and at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

Lisa.

 

[Lol1]

I wouldn't mind if the economy model "went" for just five minutes, then stayed awake for a further five to give me a chance to get to sleep before she started snoring!

Standards drop after the millstone of 40 years creeps up on ya......

 

[mcghee]

ive got the luxury model that goes smoothly all night and all the next day.at 30 i can easily handle it,even though i live at no41.its not far to walk.

 

[GrahamW]

Lisa

You forgot point 4

" The ability to breathe through her ears"

 

[LMH]

OOOOOOOOps!!

Lisa