dirty filthy caravaners

[Dustydog]

I bet I'll see the brain surgeon at the chemical disposal. You know the type. Wellies, rubber gloves, apron and safety glasses just to empty the cassette! If one has to don such atire to dispose of their own products they I would have to ask if they are cut out for caravanning at all. Trust me, since I've been on our summer site, you see some real good footage for You've Been Framed.

Yes, and they are probably the types who can't be bothered to clear up their dog s**t - urgh, the thought of picking it up with ones bare hands inside a bag.

Bet half of them have never changed an horrendous nappy either!! LOL

I can assure you Wendy on a cold frosty morning there's nothing better to warm the hands than picking up the Springers fresh poo with a doggy bag.

Kids nappies? No thanks I've done my time with those. Made me wretch many a time.

 

[Parksy]

I wonder if PhilSpadders has got to the bottom of the whodunnit yet?

When I was young and I used to work in iron foundries there was always the 'phantom cr@pper' no matter were you worked.
Every day one member of the workforce would leave the bog, which was pretty disgusting anyway, in a dreadful state but no matter what traps we set we never found out for sure who it was. I wonder if he ever bought a caravan or motorhome?
Maybe this mysterious Mablethorpe mucky miscreant knew in advance that it would be a pebble dash jobbie which is why they used the on site facilities rather than their onboard toilet.
One good thing about using our own on board facilities is that I don't have to listen to the dawn chorus echoing around in the communal on site toilets every morning.

 

[cairntess]

I loved that last paragraph Stevie

 

[forestgump]

Amazing how some one can smoke and have a dump at the same time urrrrgh and then a bought of chokeing and then walk out without washing ther hands then leave a load off chinese writing around the bowl.

 

[Steve L]

Just to reitterate what DD has already commented upon. As a dog owner myself I have had the pleasure or otherwise of picking up after my dog on cold frosty mornings, but I realy get annoyed when I find that I pick up a cold one!!!!! Because that's one some other inconsiderate dog owner has left behind.

Done my fair share of nappies too. I didn't have the luxury of disposable ones in our days 28 years ago. You couldn't wrap it pack it and wang it over the hedge in the lay by!!!!!!

Having installed and repaired septic tanks, I'm hardened to the natural niffs and wiffs of waste products. Chicken sheds after 6 weeks of use are a real treat !!!!?????????

But it never ceases to amaze me how some adults behave when it comes to using communialtoilet facilities and the cassette disposal point. Anybody would think they were disposing of neucliar waste!!

I do our cassette every 3 days on average and having just had a hernia operation my other half is doing it currently. But she seems to be the only female on site who can do it.

 

[Parksy]

Hi Steve,check your emails because I left a message for you about the html problem

 

[Gafferbill]

.......there are people who tow a caravan and stay on caravan sites and then there are Caravaners!

Had a Cantona momment there.......

 

[Parksy]

.......there are people who tow a caravan and stay on caravan sites and then there are Caravaners!

Had a Cantona momment there.......

...........Yes, those pesky seagulls seem to follow my caravan as well and you can see when they've been

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Some friends of ours have just returned from Chatsworth and they said the bogs were spotless

 

[Parksy]

Stop trying to wind PhilSpadders up Lord B, he's tired out because he's been on poop patrol trying to sniff out the offending slurry sprayer.

 

[Gagakev]

News Flash----- MISSING CARAVANER

Police in Mablethorpe today issued a statement regarding a missing caravaner.
The last known sighting of him was entering the site toilet cubicle.
Further investigation showed that the toilet pan was also missing.
They have nothing to go on now

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

News Flash----- MISSING CARAVANER

Police in Mablethorpe today issued a statement regarding a missing caravaner.
The last known sighting of him was entering the site toilet cubicle.
Further investigation showed that the toilet pan was also missing.
They have nothing to go on now

UPDATE

After further investigation Lincolnshire Constabulary have received reports of an explosion in the Mablethorpe area. Gaffer Jarge, a local farmer, said there was a bang then a flash of light and his wooden poophouse was last seen on a southerly trajectory heading for Skegness and the North Sea. Further sightings was seen of a man landing out at sea using his cacks as a parachute. The latest information is that the Coast Guard have reported saving a trouserless male with singed socks, frayed suspenders and a scorched bottom.
Gaffer Jarge said he will not take any responsibility for the incident because there was clearly a notice on the poophouse door stating 'No Smoking'.
I wonder if this could be our Spadders

 

[Gagakev]

News Flash----- MISSING CARAVANER

Police in Mablethorpe today issued a statement regarding a missing caravaner.
The last known sighting of him was entering the site toilet cubicle.
Further investigation showed that the toilet pan was also missing.
They have nothing to go on now

UPDATE

After further investigation Lincolnshire Constabulary have received reports of an explosion in the Mablethorpe area. Gaffer Jarge, a local farmer, said there was a bang then a flash of light and his wooden poophouse was last seen on a southerly trajectory heading for Skegness and the North Sea. Further sightings was seen of a man landing out at sea using his cacks as a parachute. The latest information is that the Coast Guard have reported saving a trouserless male with singed socks, frayed suspenders and a scorched bottom.
Gaffer Jarge said he will not take any responsibility for the incident because there was clearly a notice on the poophouse door stating 'No Smoking'.
I wonder if this could be our Spadders

How am I suppose to sleep without laughing LB,
The latest information is that the Coast Guard have reported saving a trouserless male with singed socks, frayed suspenders and a scorched bottom.

Absolutly Priceless.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

How am I suppose to sleep without laughing LB,
The latest information is that the Coast Guard have reported saving a trouserless male with singed socks, frayed suspenders and a scorched bottom.

Absolutly Priceless.

You shouldn't encourage me then

 

[butler1]

Unfair Parksy! CC members rarely experience messy toilets, especially if you use them just after cleaning. ho ho. Seriously, the worst I have experienced is where the person before me had obviously had a *** in the cubicle. I found that really anti-social and bad form. Best wishes, Butler

 

[Parksy]

I quite agree Butler, CC toilets are renowned for being pristine and their high standards are one of the attractions for members of the Caravan Club.
CC members do seem to harp on about toilets a bit though, wouldn't you agree?

 

[Wendy-Norfolk]

Definately!!

To listen to some of them, you would think they are spending their holidays in the toilet block itself!!

What amazes me is that, when you read the reviews of caravan sites, everybody appears to have a fixation with the standard of the loo block - nothing else seems to matter!!

 

[Gagakev]

Amazing how some one can smoke and have a dump at the same time urrrrgh and then a bought of chokeing

Ah took me down memory lane that one, but even better with a cup of tea in the other hand

But alas I gave up the fags last July, but still enjoy the tea though!!!! ( Calm down only kidding)

 

[butler1]

Hi all, particularly to Parksy! It just isn't true that CC members spend a lot of time talking about toilet blocks. Well ok, but hey, doesn't everyone. My wife and daughter, when they return from the shower block always discuss the merits of the showers in individual cubicles in terms of power. By the end of the week they have their firm favourites. Myself, I always get in and out as quickly as possible. On one particular site, where there must have been a curry convention the evening before, the 'morning chorus' of the toilet block was hugely 'vocal'. I thought Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass were warming up!! Thinking about it, it was Longleat. Perhaps people were practising their elephant impressions. It nearly put me off my bacon and eggs. I said, NEARLY. Best wishes, Butler

 

[Parksy]

The C&CC actually has their own brass band and to rival this the CC ought to gather their best performers to create a wind ensemble to play the Trumpet Voluntary first thing in the morning.

 

[Dustydog]

Most unlike Spadders not to have trumped up and given us all the graphics as he knocked the $hit out of the Mablethorpe CL owner?

I'm now beginning to wonder if he's been pulling our chain

 

[Royston]

What amazes me is that people actually use the toilet block, Surely with the modern van there is no needs to visit this area, Do people just visit to score points on personel hygene.

 

[Caprelous]

I think its disgusting all this talk about stuco excretia and pebble dashing, if it upset you so much why didnt you clean it off with the toilet brush that these sites provided instead of verbaling on about it. must be short of something to do on your holiday.

Make a direction sign and put it up be constructive with words on it like .
Its the owners intent and aim on keeping these toilets clean ,your aim could help us.

Another that might suit

Please aim in it not at it might also make life more pleasant for other users.

 

[Steve L]

Now now Caprelous, the boys are just "arsing around".

It is quite frustrating when people think that they can avoid their obligation to treat the site facilities as if it were their own. Trust me, no man would leave the seat up let alone leave his calling card behind at home. the misses would chew his nuts off, so why do it on a caravan site where there are always plenty of gongoozelers to catch you.

Why not have a sign saying "This note was written by the wife. You know the one! She's got eyes in the back of her head, built in radar, ESP,PMT, TNT and a tongue lashing waiting round the corner", so leave the loo clean and tidy and "wash your hands"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Philspadders]

im home now, and having got my internet conns back up and working i can say i did find out who did iit and the person was asked to leave to the site by the site owner.
The site itself is a very nicem very private with no public access other than fo CC members.

As for LB.s comments about Chatsworth and his other continuing and disparaging comments, i wonder if you would like to meet up and discuss these constant jibes face to face and put and end to it or would you simply prefer to hide behind your keybvoard. I can pop along to virtually any location in the UK at very short notice.