Edinburgh Zoo

[machighlander]

we recently took the wee yin through to the zoo for a birthday treat. she fair enjoyed it and probably learned a lot, so good day had by all. not so, on returning to the car we got belted up and started to drive slowly towards the gates, then the wee yin said "you don't know what i've got do you ?" my other half said "no darling, what have you got?". loh and behold she produced a baby skunk, wifey shrieked and said to stop the car, but i was too afraid we would get into trouble so i devised a cunning plan. "right, heres what to do, you take it and hide it down your trousers till we get out the gate" i said. "uh, what about the smell ?" she said. i then replied "don't worry, if it dies we can discard it at the nearest layby".

 

[forestgump]

put it on the front of your kilt a say its a sporan.

 

[602]

Hi,

There was a local (South Wales) story about a hyper active kid who went on school trip to Bristol Zoo. Teacher told mother that he had been surprisingly well behaved.

When tucking him into his bed, she found he had a penguin sharing it with him.

Probably an urban myth. But can we learn anything from it?

602

 

[forestgump]

yes dont go to the zoo[cost to much].

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Hi,

There was a local (South Wales) story about a hyper active kid who went on school trip to Bristol Zoo. Teacher told mother that he had been surprisingly well behaved.

When tucking him into his bed, she found he had a penguin sharing it with him.

Probably an urban myth. But can we learn anything from it?

602

See ....http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/animalsinsects/a/penguin.htm