FAO Colin and misunderstood husbands.

[JasonR_374341560]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Mocking me now as well - b****y typical knock a man when he is down. If this country had that attitude in the two world wars where would we be now. Did not the Bible say to help a fellow man when he is down and not to castigate him.

 

[JasonR_374341560]

It was by way of a friendly advice Colin. just say yes dear and start decorating, we don't want to lose you