A woman goes into Harrods to buy a fishing rod and reel for her grandsons birthday. She doesn't know which one to buy so she just grabs one and goes to the counter,the salesman is standing there wearing dark glasses.
She says "Excuse me can you tell me about this rod and reel?"
He says "Madam I'm completely blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you all about it by the sound it makes"
She does not believe him but drops it anyway.
He says "Thats a 6ft shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10lb line,its a good combination and is on offer for £44
She says " Thats amazing,Ill take it.
As she opens her purse her credit card falls on the floor.
"Oh that sounds like a Visa card " he says.
As the lady bends to pick it up, she accidentally breaks wind. At first she is embarrassed but then realises there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was her.
The man rings up the sale and says " That will be £58.50 please.
The woman is confused and asks "didn't you say it was on offer for £44, How did you get £58.50?
He replies, the rod and reel are £44, but the Duck Caller is £11 and the fish bait is £3.50.
She says "Excuse me can you tell me about this rod and reel?"
He says "Madam I'm completely blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you all about it by the sound it makes"
She does not believe him but drops it anyway.
He says "Thats a 6ft shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10lb line,its a good combination and is on offer for £44
She says " Thats amazing,Ill take it.
As she opens her purse her credit card falls on the floor.
"Oh that sounds like a Visa card " he says.
As the lady bends to pick it up, she accidentally breaks wind. At first she is embarrassed but then realises there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was her.
The man rings up the sale and says " That will be £58.50 please.
The woman is confused and asks "didn't you say it was on offer for £44, How did you get £58.50?
He replies, the rod and reel are £44, but the Duck Caller is £11 and the fish bait is £3.50.
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