- Feb 4, 2014
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No, it's not a new type of lawnmower, it's the roof of my caravan, as all the local insects (and birds) seem to have been using it as a loo this summer. I've just been out to give the 'van a pre-outing freshen-up, and have spent ages with a white scourer trying to get rid of all the poo specks. Of course, at this time of year the birds are all pigging out on blackberries, so I had a pink bespeckled work of avian graffiti to clear off, too. Oooh, lovely. Maybe I should invest some energy in coating the 'van with some polish, perhaps the offending excrement might not adhere so well?