For the love of sponge pudding

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Welcome Richard,

Thank you for avoiding a religious debate in the other section.

In am effort to make you feel more at home and part of this mad debating society, I invite all readers to provode receipies, poems and odd odes for Sponge Pudding.

It's all yours.
 
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there once was a lady from odd

who wanted a baby from god

it wasnt the almighty

that crept up her nightie

it was the sponge pudding

the dirty old s*d
 
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there once was a lady from odd

who wanted a baby from god

it wasnt the almighty

that crept up her nightie

it was the sponge pudding

the dirty old s*d
Well done Richard, didn't think it could be done!
 
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There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose sponge was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

Wiping jam from his chin

If my ear was a sponge I could suck it!

and no i'm not putting the real version in :)
 
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A guy called Lol on the Forum

Would eat every sponge when he saw 'em

He got a bit fat

But didn't worry 'bout that

Its just his clothes would rip when he wore 'em
 
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A guy called Lol on the Forum

Would eat every sponge when he saw 'em

He got a bit fat

But didn't worry 'bout that

Its just his clothes would rip when he wore 'em
My legal team will be in touch shortly!
 
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I have spoken to my legal team and they have advised me to print this retraction....

A guy called Lol on the Forum

IGNORED sponge when he saw 'em

With a body like Arnie

The women went barmey

Coz he was the best thing for 'em
 
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Ok, enough, you win Brian, come to the front of the class so I can keep an eye on you.

My legal team have got back to me and apparently, and I find this rather ridiculous, you can in fact print the truth, so no need for the retraction Sponge Brian square pants. They also told me to stop bothering them! That's the last time I borrow Clive's lawyers. So to redress the balance;

There was a souffl
 
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Souffle!!!!! thats cheating ,no one mentioned souffle....ps ,how do you get an accent over the e?
How do I get the accent over the e? Just like you said Brian, I cheat (and they say us cheaters never prosper), all you need to do, my fine blocked chemical toilety friend, is try and spell the word and then let the spell checker do all the hard work!

Unless your gasping for air at the time.

;o)
 

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