For your information the effects of Northern Rock's problems are now being felt fully in Japanese Banks:
I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, and the Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Latest reports suggest that Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches
and trading in the Kamikaze Bank has ceased after its shares nose dived.
At the Karate Bank 75% of its employees have been given the chop.
Analysts also reported something fishy is happening at Sushi Bank and customers are getting a raw deal.
I have also heard the Nissan Bank is driving its customers away
and the Toyota Bank has crashed.
I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, and the Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Latest reports suggest that Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches
and trading in the Kamikaze Bank has ceased after its shares nose dived.
At the Karate Bank 75% of its employees have been given the chop.
Analysts also reported something fishy is happening at Sushi Bank and customers are getting a raw deal.
I have also heard the Nissan Bank is driving its customers away
and the Toyota Bank has crashed.
