Goonies in the Morning

Feb 12, 2007
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What is it with these women in the morning walking across to the showeres and back in there goonies? I mean an old bloke like me might have a heart attack have you never thought about that? The wee ankle socks and the pink crocks just complete the picture Oh and the wee ciggy just pokeing out the corner of the mouth.I just dont understand it My wife says im turning into an old leacher and theres no need to take the dogs four walks early in he morning.Oh I dont know they need the exercise.
 
Jul 5, 2009
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Gilbert

It must be part of site etiquette, very funny though.

I dont understand why people spend the time filling up their aquaroll, then taking all of the dinner pots to the site kitchen to wash them, whilst taking all of their showing lit with them.

What on earth are they using the water in the aquaroll for??
 
Feb 12, 2007
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Richard you are obviously a younger man than me,everyone knows what they use the water in the aqua roll for? Its for putting in a glass at night with two steredent capsulses and getting the teeth ready for the wee smile they give me in thev morning.
 
Feb 12, 2007
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Well a Goonie for you fellow caravanners from the South I think would be called a dressinggown and is usualy wornover ones nightdress ( Oh im sweating already at the thought).So you can see Ladys the effect this can have on us elderly Gentlemen.
 
G

Guest

Well for God's sake don't ever go near a beach Gilbert, you'll probably have a terminal seizure :0)
 
Mar 2, 2006
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In my neck of the woods

GOONIE=night dress

JAMMIES=pyjamas

and dressing gown or housecoat worn over above to go to shower block.

All are articles of night clothing to be kept at the side of the bed incase of fire.

Stop moaning Gilbert we older guys need our wee extras keep taking the betablockers and you'll be fine

Will
 
Feb 12, 2007
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A Beach dear friend I have no need of a Beach I get my eye full of Filly's in the Morning.In there dusky pinks and off whites these Lady's are a box of delights.My caravan pleasure has been enhanced by this treasure.
 
Dec 27, 2006
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Richard

From your termonology would I be correct in saying that you are from north of hadrians wall and south of the Clyde Forth Valley?
 
Oct 28, 2009
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Richard

From your termonology would I be correct in saying that you are from north of hadrians wall and south of the Clyde Forth Valley?
Gilbert

its a good job you don't see my wife going to the shower block. no goonies or much else for that matter,
 
Jul 18, 2005
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On a CC site in July it wasn't me that was getting excited but the other half. A chap just along from us would go for his shower and come back wearing nothing but a towel around him. When i saw him going to the showers i had shut the blinds or take her for a walk it case she started getting ideas!!!!

William
 
Oct 8, 2009
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You certainly have made me laugh with this particular post. Keep them coming. Was glad of the definition of goonies, better make sure i look out for the twitching curtains next time I'm away in the caravan.
 

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