Gagakev said:Before I tell you what happened today I would like to offer you my heart felt thanks for all the advice and guidance you have given me i;e stay calm, listen, dont interupt and dont punch!
Started off very awkward, asked me before we went into the meeting if I really wanted a witness. My reply was all guidance advises having some-one with you.
(MD) explain the incident,and exactly what happened
(Me) as MD it's your duty to conduct the meeting.
He was not happy,
(MD) that's a cop out
(Me) As the MD you have to make the decision and proceed how you feel fit.
Then it happened...
King Woosie----- last pay review was 4 years ago!!!Dustydog said:Well done Kev
Just goes to show no one can pull the wool over the eyes of a knight of the Woosie Club.
Our loyal knight Sir Rob T was batting hard for you too.
When pay review comes around just tell the arrogant git "he does know what he has until he's lost it." Probably without you his depot would leak cash and turnover reduce. That must good enough reason for a hefty salary hike and upgraded job title
If we told you we'd have to kill you TCThursdays Child said:Guys, I have not got a clue what you are all talking about!! What is the Woosie Club? Is it some kind of wildlife appreciation club,ref.crocs,trout etc? Do you have a large fellowship? Is it like the Masons? I apologise if I have compromised your secret identity but I have a tendancy to be nosey!!
Thursdays Child
Sorry Forest, could not return the said pants, they have been in the toilet block all summer and the stench was unbearable which after my initial inspection made the toilet block un-usable, so stuck to the van.forest gump said:dont get touchy kev we kmow you got the sack but i pulled you through you ow me but i wil let it lie as you are a mate.Any way when yyou go to forest glade i left my summer pants on site as i only have one pair for summer do you think you can send them back .Easy to find they have the flumps on the front and skids in the back and if you just pop them in a jiffy bag i will be greatfull ,great walk through the woods and look for the gliders.
Thursdays Child said:Guys, I have not got a clue what you are all talking about!! What is the Woosie Club? Is it some kind of wildlife appreciation club,ref.crocs,trout etc? Do you have a large fellowship? Is it like the Masons? I apologise if I have compromised your secret identity but I have a tendancy to be nosey!!
Thursdays Child
Kev My most senior of senior Woosies. Best wait until you tell me you can't bring yourself to empty the contents.Gagakev said:Ive just had a terrible thought, as I have had to use the loo including the No 2's this weekend does that mean I will have to relinquish my membership???
Now then TC it is with great pleasure as the dog of dogs and King of the Woosie Round Table I invite you to become a fully fledged Dame of the Woosie Round Table. The first female ever. We shall refer to you as Dame TC but only WC if you keep leaving the table and going Bog Side.Thursdays Child said:My lords I give hearty thanks to one and all for bestowing on me the great honour of joining the Grand Order of Woos!!! I shall fulfill all the required obligations and hereby give my promise, on fear of being doused in cassette contents,should I fail in my pledge.Do I need to buy crocs and if so of what hue should they be?
Poor old Brucie, he only got knighted and not Woosied.Does that mean I am WC instead of TC?
TC
No such luckLord Braykewynde said:It looks like his boss has had a change of heart and sacked him
That's probably why he hasn't posted lately. He's busy job hunting
forest gump said:so are you still sacked kev?