Have I been Sacked?

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Hot stuff the old vindapoo
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Gagakev said:
Before I tell you what happened today I would like to offer you my heart felt thanks for all the advice and guidance you have given me i;e stay calm, listen, dont interupt and dont punch!
Started off very awkward, asked me before we went into the meeting if I really wanted a witness. My reply was all guidance advises having some-one with you.
(MD) explain the incident,and exactly what happened
(Me) as MD it's your duty to conduct the meeting.
He was not happy,
(MD) that's a cop out
(Me) As the MD you have to make the decision and proceed how you feel fit.
Then it happened...

Well done Kev. I think you handled that exactly right. My guess is he was waiting on you to play your hand, probably hoping you would go in with an apologetic attitude and hoping you might be fearful of your position. My guess is that if you had had went down that route he would have made out that you were in the wrong ( but still wouldn't have wanted to lose you). By putting the onus on him to take the lead he had very little option but to back down big time.
 
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Well done Kev
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Just goes to show no one can pull the wool over the eyes of a knight of the Woosie Club.
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Our loyal knight Sir Rob T was batting hard for you too.
When pay review comes around just tell the arrogant git "he does know what he has until he's lost it." Probably without you his depot would leak cash and turnover reduce. That must good enough reason for a hefty salary hike and upgraded job title
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Dustydog said:
Well done Kev
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Just goes to show no one can pull the wool over the eyes of a knight of the Woosie Club.
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Our loyal knight Sir Rob T was batting hard for you too.
When pay review comes around just tell the arrogant git "he does know what he has until he's lost it." Probably without you his depot would leak cash and turnover reduce. That must good enough reason for a hefty salary hike and upgraded job title
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King Woosie----- last pay review was 4 years ago!!!
Like Parksy said, should have got him at the time.
Story of my life--missed the boat again!!!
 

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You could always ask Gump to leave a croc on his pillow
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Reason with him and then Maka heem an offer he canta refuse
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The Woosies will make him sleep with the fishes (or the brown trout of the Woosie emptying club)
 
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dont get touchy kev we kmow you got the sack but i pulled you through you ow me but i wil let it lie as you are a mate.Any way when yyou go to forest glade i left my summer pants on site as i only have one pair for summer do you think you can send them back .Easy to find they have the flumps on the front and skids in the back and if you just pop them in a jiffy bag i will be greatfull ,great walk through the woods and look for the gliders.
 
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Guys, I have not got a clue what you are all talking about!! What is the Woosie Club? Is it some kind of wildlife appreciation club,ref.crocs,trout etc? Do you have a large fellowship? Is it like the Masons? I apologise if I have compromised your secret identity but I have a tendancy to be nosey!!
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Thursdays Child said:
Guys, I have not got a clue what you are all talking about!! What is the Woosie Club? Is it some kind of wildlife appreciation club,ref.crocs,trout etc? Do you have a large fellowship? Is it like the Masons? I apologise if I have compromised your secret identity but I have a tendancy to be nosey!!
Thursdays Child
If we told you we'd have to kill you TC
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Gagakev……. Like all good Combines (Combine Harvester) you gobbled up what stood in your way, kept the good bits and shot the rubbish (the boss) out the back.
More power to your wheels
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forest gump said:
dont get touchy kev we kmow you got the sack but i pulled you through you ow me but i wil let it lie as you are a mate.Any way when yyou go to forest glade i left my summer pants on site as i only have one pair for summer do you think you can send them back .Easy to find they have the flumps on the front and skids in the back and if you just pop them in a jiffy bag i will be greatfull ,great walk through the woods and look for the gliders.
Sorry Forest, could not return the said pants, they have been in the toilet block all summer and the stench was unbearable which after my initial inspection made the toilet block un-usable, so stuck to the van.
Shame really as the site was quite good, stayed on--- wait for it--- Forest Way. Most of the Forest was out of bounds as they were felling most of the trees and it was one almighty dung pit. But enjoyed the bits we could get to.
Owner of site said we could use the 5 acre camp site for the dog,so he had plenty of exercise.
 
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Thursdays Child said:
Guys, I have not got a clue what you are all talking about!! What is the Woosie Club? Is it some kind of wildlife appreciation club,ref.crocs,trout etc? Do you have a large fellowship? Is it like the Masons? I apologise if I have compromised your secret identity but I have a tendancy to be nosey!!
Thursdays Child

The membership of the Woosie club grows on a constant basis, at the moment we dont have any female comrades, I will ask Our leader DustyDog if he will consider calling a special AGM to amend the said rules. I will TC propose your membership as you are a very special and helpful lady. (or should I say person) All club details will be supplied once you are a member. Good luck.
 
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Ive just had a terrible thought, as I have had to use the loo including the No 2's this weekend does that mean I will have to relinquish my membership???
 
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Gagakev said:
Ive just had a terrible thought, as I have had to use the loo including the No 2's this weekend does that mean I will have to relinquish my membership???
Kev My most senior of senior Woosies. Best wait until you tell me you can't bring yourself to empty the contents.
However on the basis the Woosie Round Table has given you the strength and courage to do No 2s at last ; and on the basis you kept your job with no pay rise for four years than I say to my fellow Knights of the Woosie Round Table you must remain as our Senior Knight.

Thursday's Child.
We go back a long way TC in the annals of PCv Mag Forum.
On the basis you have two bears, went through heavy metal surgery last year, and as a Lady us Knights would never embarrass you about No 2s, ( Well LB will) then subject to Sir Rob T and Sir Gagakev saying Aye you are welcome to become a Lady of the Woosie Round Table
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A woosie is another name for a wuss
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It's a person who does not like emptying the toilet cassette and along with themselves refuses to let anyone do a Number 2s in the said cassette. Number 1s are permissible but only during the night hours. To be accepted into the club you will have to present your cassette for inspection to show there are no odours.
 
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My lords I give hearty thanks to one and all for bestowing on me the great honour of joining the Grand Order of Woos!!! I shall fulfill all the required obligations and hereby give my promise, on fear of being doused in cassette contents,should I fail in my pledge.Do I need to buy crocs and if so of what hue should they be?
Poor old Brucie, he only got knighted and not Woosied.Does that mean I am WC instead of TC?
TC
 
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Thursdays Child said:
My lords I give hearty thanks to one and all for bestowing on me the great honour of joining the Grand Order of Woos!!! I shall fulfill all the required obligations and hereby give my promise, on fear of being doused in cassette contents,should I fail in my pledge.Do I need to buy crocs and if so of what hue should they be?
Poor old Brucie, he only got knighted and not Woosied.Does that mean I am WC instead of TC?
TC
Now then TC it is with great pleasure as the dog of dogs and King of the Woosie Round Table I invite you to become a fully fledged Dame of the Woosie Round Table. The first female ever. We shall refer to you as Dame TC but only WC if you keep leaving the table and going Bog Side.
Sir Gaga Kev still remains a Woosie because although he did No 2s in his own pot he still failed to ask his boss for a pay rise after four years without one.
As you have a titanium hip we will let you off the courtsey.
Welcome Dame TC
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Well my cup/.bowl runneth over!! I am truly blessed and henceforth,on all formal documents such as the Electoral Register,I shall enter my new title with due pride.This will appear next to my declaration of religious allegiance to the art of Witchcraft.My powers are beyond question and as proof ,I can affirm, that all contributions made to the great cassette disapear without trace without any aid from myself. Truly a miracle you will agree.Ask not how this miracle happens but remember I have a devout follower known to the world as Himself!!!!
TC (Dame)
 
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Dame TC, it's a pleasure to have you on the bog board of the Woosie Club, a very warm welcome to you.
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as a welcome present, you can place it in the loo to help combat any unpleasent smells.
King DD has done us proud by selecting you as the first Dame, congratulations
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Lord Braykewynde said:
It looks like his boss has had a change of heart and sacked him
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That's probably why he hasn't posted lately. He's busy job hunting
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No such luck
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Been A busy boy actually doing overtime, with a overtime rate negotiated on top of salary
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Also had relatives pop in for a cup of tea they stayed nearly two weeks
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Mind you they came from New Zealand!!!
Back tonight---(is that a good thing or a bad thing)
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forest gump said:
so are you still sacked kev?

No No No Forest, he loves me now, made him his biggest profit for the last quarter than anytime in the last four years.

Any way I have got a bone to pick with you FG,
Why are your damm Crocs Breeding, came home the other day and there they were, Yep the OH has only gone and got her self a pair of the newer designer ones, and the thought of walking around with some one with Crocs on just is'nt right, HELP ME!!!!
 

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