HAVE U HERD ? !!!!!!!!

[thursdays child]

NOW HEAR THIS!!!!

I have read with interest all the aggravations and complaints on all subject on this forum.There is a consistent underlying theme ie:- got/gets my goat!!!To finance all the extra costs that will be incurred by curing the inevitable future damp,rising site fees,fuel levies,insurance,PIR testing,servicing etc,etc etc.I have this very day begun negotiation to purchase a large herd of goats!!!They will of course be available to members of this forum at reduced rates.There will be a sale or return system.This means that if someone or something gets your goat BUT is able to return it to your satisfaction no charge will be levied at them.If,on the other hand the goat is not returned whoever got it must pay a penalty to be set by the said goats owner.So what does the team think? GIBBER!!! GIBBER!!!I would like to take this opportunity to thank Val,she was the person who first gave me this idea and if she forwards her full bank details I can share the bounty with her.

Thursdays Child

 

[machighlander]

maybes some of the masonic members could be interested

 

[cara89]

Aww I`d love a cutee wee goat as a pet. I`ve no money or bank details to give you because I spent it all on lots of site fees last year.Good,good times though.. As you can see many negatives go over my head..Every day is a new day(Clean slate) plus...wine on a Friday cures a lot.........mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Sproket]

TC is this one of yours ?? Thursdays goat

 

[thursdays child]

The white one is Vals but the make of my goat is a PURE TOGANBERG these goats look like ANGLO NUBIANS These are too noisy and even I wouldn't get a word in.

Caroline I think you are too content at the moment,you must wait until something causes you to be cross and then you will really appreciate having a goat to be gotten.I Shall make you a special case and keep a little teeny weeny one in reserve.You will have to start off in a small way and work your way up to a humongous horned beast of a tantrum.

Thursdays Child

 

[Northwood]

I have held a meeting with a ewe representing the sheep and we agreed that we can cater for one goat and one nanny, the popular opinion of the flock was to name the new comers "Baily" and "Warranteee" when asked why these names were chosen, it was agreed that these are the most popular titles used by the general public on this forum.