Hmmmmmm so I see Gallant Gas (I address you in a more PC correct manner hehheh!), what sheltered lives some people must lead. The posting was such a surprise that somehow I feel it may be a wind up. Like you, I chose the nic to give a bit of light hearted relief to people. I can make serious posts but in general I prefer to smile and laugh. O.K. some might think might nic is childish but do I give a toss about them, no I don't. They really do need to lighten up and not take life so seriously, we only have a limited amount of time to enjoy ourselves so I will do the all I can to make sure my family, friends and myself have the best time possible. I'm totally against the use of 4 letter words etc. in these forums or even certain taboo subjects but surely a bodily function that starts at birth and ends when we die cannot be offensive to anyone. Even small children laugh at it and its the one subject, be it jokes or actions in comedies (Peter Sellers springs to mind in the lift sketch)that will get people laughing. That is with the exception of Dusty who must walk around all day with a cork up his jacksy hehheh! Somehow I think Moddy2 will delete this post or like Lisa said, I will get an email :O( hehheh!