Farty old bean, nice to see you again. I have heard the peasants are revolting, that's probably how the lead went missing from the roof of Screwham Hall. My good friend Hezza is going to help a poor destitute Windy out though by dipping his hand in his ass pocket for a few coppers :O)Ah your windyship nice to see you back ,I have done my best to look after the the peasents in your absence
What with looking after Buggram Hall and watching on here here its a life sentence
Welcome Back
Sir Roger