HRH in OZ

[BrianStAlbans]

At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth recently, the Aussie Prime

Minister, John Howard, ardent royalist and general ass kisser,

turned to the Queen and said, "As I'm the Prime Minister, I'm

thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and

I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Howard, but to be a Kingdom,

you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

John Howard thought a while and then said, "How about a

Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you

have to be a Prince--and you're not a Prince, Mr. Howard."

Howard thought long and hard and came up with, "How about an

Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied, "Sorry

again, Mr. Howard, but to be an Empire you must have an

Emperor in charge and you are not an Emperor."

Before Howard could utter another word, The Queen said, "I

think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

lmaoooo Brian, I heard that one before only it was Bush not Howard. Still funny though second time around :O)