Dont blame me, copied this from another forum , but it is true ..dont you think ?
Three blondes were off walking through the woods one day, chatting away
about blonde things, when suddenly they came across the river. But where
before the river was a little trickle, it was now a raging torrent,
thundering across their path.
"How are we ever going to get across there", they wailed, staring hopelessly
at the seething waters.
"I wish I was 10 times cleverer, then I'm sure I could think of a way to
get across" complained the first blonde. Luckily, and unknown to her, she
was standing beneath the magic wish tree, who heard her cry and granted her
wish. Instantly she turned into a redhead, and became 10 times cleverer!
"I know",she said, "I'll swing on that vine over the river!" and with
that she leapt on to the vine and swung across the river, that raging
tumultuous river.
"Wow" thought the second blonde, having seen her friends' intellectual
elevation by the magic wish tree. "I wish I was a HUNDRED times cleverer
then I could get across too!" And lo! The magic wish tree granted her wish.
Instantly she turned into a brunette, and became 100 times cleverer!
"I know" she said, suddenly enlightened. "I'll make a raft from that spare
wood over there - bind it all with that vine - then I can get across
too!" So she built the raft, carefully lashed it together, and paddled safely
across the thundering torrent, not even getting her new brunette locks
damp!
"Wow" thought the third blonde, having seen this miraculous change!
"I wish I was a THOUSAND times cleverer, then I could get across too"
Instantly she turned into a man, and walked across on the bridge.
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Three blondes were off walking through the woods one day, chatting away
about blonde things, when suddenly they came across the river. But where
before the river was a little trickle, it was now a raging torrent,
thundering across their path.
"How are we ever going to get across there", they wailed, staring hopelessly
at the seething waters.
"I wish I was 10 times cleverer, then I'm sure I could think of a way to
get across" complained the first blonde. Luckily, and unknown to her, she
was standing beneath the magic wish tree, who heard her cry and granted her
wish. Instantly she turned into a redhead, and became 10 times cleverer!
"I know",she said, "I'll swing on that vine over the river!" and with
that she leapt on to the vine and swung across the river, that raging
tumultuous river.
"Wow" thought the second blonde, having seen her friends' intellectual
elevation by the magic wish tree. "I wish I was a HUNDRED times cleverer
then I could get across too!" And lo! The magic wish tree granted her wish.
Instantly she turned into a brunette, and became 100 times cleverer!
"I know" she said, suddenly enlightened. "I'll make a raft from that spare
wood over there - bind it all with that vine - then I can get across
too!" So she built the raft, carefully lashed it together, and paddled safely
across the thundering torrent, not even getting her new brunette locks
damp!
"Wow" thought the third blonde, having seen this miraculous change!
"I wish I was a THOUSAND times cleverer, then I could get across too"
Instantly she turned into a man, and walked across on the bridge.
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