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colin(bridgend)

Mar 14, 2005
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A Welsh honeymoon couple, English honneymoon couple and an Irish honeymoon couple were all staying the same hotel. At the breakfast table the Welshman turned to his new bride and said "Pass the honey. honey". A few minutes later the Englishman turned to his new bride and said "Pass the sugar, sugar" Now not to be outdone the Irishman thought about this and eventually turned to his new bride and said "Pass the bacon you big fat pig".
 
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cris_408518

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Did you here about James Brown, when asked what he had to say for himself at the Pearly gates.

He spun on his heels did the splits and slid straight back up and belted out.

IIIIIII WOZZZZZZZZZ WWWWWWWRRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG,

I DIDN'T FEEL SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ;-)
 
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LizCornwall

Oct 17, 2006
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Now Colin I will forgive you for that remark, if ever you come back to Cornwall, and I see a Grey haired male 61 one year old staggering along the road, remind me not to pick him up and show him the way to go home heheheh Liz
 
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colin(bridgend)

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Hey now you are getting personal - first of all I never stagger along any road (never been drunk in my life), secondly why do you think it is bedtime for me? I can last the pace good girl let me tell you that - others drop by the wayside but I am charged with Duracell and can go on and on without a falture.
 
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LizCornwall

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I thought you said you did not feel so goooooooooooood,

I thought you had gone night,night's.

So you are no light weight.

Liz
 
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