Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van
when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out
"Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!"
Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously
did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he
opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to
whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy.
About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the
whipping are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get
these marks having sex?"
Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy [let
alone that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her] eventually
admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so,
because in all my years as a doctor you've got the worst case of
van aerial disease that I've ever seen"..
when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out
"Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!"
Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously
did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he
opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to
whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy.
About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the
whipping are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get
these marks having sex?"
Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy [let
alone that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her] eventually
admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so,
because in all my years as a doctor you've got the worst case of
van aerial disease that I've ever seen"..
