Two weeks ago an old guy in our pub who came in with a black eye. I asked him how it happened and he said:-
"Well, I was in church behind Mabel and I noticed that her skirt had got caught between the cheeks of her bum - so I lent forward and pulled it out. Next thing I know she had turned round and hit me!"
"I am not surprised" I said and thought no more of it.
Following week he came into the pub with a second black eye.
"What have you been doing now?" I asked.
He leant forward and told me:-
"I was in church again behind Mabel but this time when we stood up to sing the first hymn her friend Alice turned round, glared at me and smoothed Mabel's skirt so that it wasn't caught between her buttocks"
"OK - so what did you do?" I said cautiously wondering what was coming next.
He said:-
"Well I knows she don't like that so I poked it back in!"
"Well, I was in church behind Mabel and I noticed that her skirt had got caught between the cheeks of her bum - so I lent forward and pulled it out. Next thing I know she had turned round and hit me!"
"I am not surprised" I said and thought no more of it.
Following week he came into the pub with a second black eye.
"What have you been doing now?" I asked.
He leant forward and told me:-
"I was in church again behind Mabel but this time when we stood up to sing the first hymn her friend Alice turned round, glared at me and smoothed Mabel's skirt so that it wasn't caught between her buttocks"
"OK - so what did you do?" I said cautiously wondering what was coming next.
He said:-
"Well I knows she don't like that so I poked it back in!"
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