Jumping on the bed

[Val & Frank]

A fifty year something years old man was jumping up and down on the bed squealing with delight.He

 

[Val & Frank]

sorry forgot the rest

Val & Frank

 

[LMH]

When he looked up and saw his wife........

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

...he soon stopped jumping and asked "What the hell are you doing home early"? ...........

 

[LMH]

To which she replied 'I'm leaving you Charlie, after 40 years of marriage, I've finally had enough of you. I've been having an affair with a 26 year old and he's downstairs waiting for me'.......................

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

"LEAVING ME? ... LEAVING ME? thank God at last .... it's O.K. Fifi, you can come out of the wardrobe now".

 

[Marc1]

but fifi's lead snagged on the wardrobe door

 

[JOHN_5078847]

but fifi's lead snagged on the wardrobe door

But on no FI FI is a man!!

 

[LMH]

And you could hear the clip clop of horses hooves coming from the bathroom...........