Last night

[Essexeddie]

I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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[Lord Braykewynde]

Heh! heh! heh!

Very good.

 

[Oldsalt49]

I have had this in a supermarket. Dropped one in an empty aisle and having a smirk on my face. Shortly after a gorgeous young lady appears around the corner and is met by a strong nasal invasion. I had to slink away, knowing she is fully aware of who the culprit is!!!

 

[followmycaravan]

LOL, this story is great, you should copywrite it so movie studios don't steal it from you

 

[erica11]

Absolutely brilliant story just laughed my socks off.