Latest Scam

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I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping. This happened at the ASDA Shopping Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving while your are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another Mall.

During the journey they are both all over you and of course one then steals your wallet.

I was assaulted Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday but I couldn't find them Today.

Be careful!!
 
Mar 14, 2005
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You poor thing Clive, you must be devastated. Would you like some assistance in looking for these charlatans?
 
Jan 19, 2008
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Did you take a photo Clive - if so I would be interested in tracking down these girls and apprehending them. Could you please post to :-

Lord Braykewynde,

Pervessor of Pervology,

The Perv Academy,

Screwemm Hall,

P.O. BOX 69.
 
Dec 16, 2003
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Sounds like the topless screen wash girls on the North Circular , they had nice eyes as well but I missed their faces with my camera phone snap !
 
Mar 28, 2005
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That's a disgrace, Clive, do you think they will be there now?

I've got the car warming up outside while I dig out an old wallet
 
Mar 14, 2005
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Morning LB - I think they were the same - were you looking at them when they were lying down? Gravity had a marked effect I remember!

I must confess I did wonder how they would manage to get up such was the enormity of the situation.
 

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