A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the
worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the
letter......
Dear Dad
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's
not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be
very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy
has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray
that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She
deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get
to know your
grandchildren.
Love Your Son John
PS Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report in
my desk drawer.......I Love You, call me when it's safe to come home.
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the
worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the
letter......
Dear Dad
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's
not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be
very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy
has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray
that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She
deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get
to know your
grandchildren.
Love Your Son John
PS Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report in
my desk drawer.......I Love You, call me when it's safe to come home.
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