lone ranger and tonto

[harry_374244037]

Lone Ranger and tonto sitting in a bar one day having a couple of pints .. suddenly in rushes this cowboy and shouts out .." Who owns the white horse outside"?

Lone Ranger replies .. "I do"

Cowboys says .." you better go and have a look, he's lying on the ground"

Out goes the dynamic pair and the lone ranger bends down looks at silver(his horse).. offers up a few drops of water to his lips and silver starts to come round and lone ranger says..

"i know whats wrong with him .. heat exhaustion , i have an idea tonto , we take it in turns round around him to fan him, that will cool him down"

tonto says "ok kimmasabba"

Lone ranger replies" you go first , i will have a pint and then take over "

So the lone ranger is back in the bar enjoying his carlsberg when all of a sudden another cowboy runs in exclaiming .."Who owns the white horse outside"?

Lone Ranger retorts .."i do"

Cowboy says ......

wait for it .....

wait ........

"You've left your ***** running " !!!!

 

[Marc1]

The Lone ranger and Tonto were trapped in a box canyon surrounded by over one thousand screaming souix Indians. Time after time The redskins were fought off by the masked man and his side kick but finally the duo were all out of ammo. The lone ranger turned to Tonto and said it looks like we are in trouble this time old pal and Tonto replied

"What do you mean we white man"